Some thoughts from our Elderly Friends....

Here's a quote from my Sis-In-Law's Grandpa. I should ask how old he is.

"Honk if you love Jesus.
Keep on texting if you want to meet him."

And Here's another from an awesome 102 year old.
Thanks to Heather for showing me this one...

Ed Rondthaler on English spelling from Bob Smartner on Vimeo.

This one is dedicated to my sister Lisa, a dental hygenist.

Q: What do you call a chain of retail stores that specializes in oral hygiene products?


A: Bad Breath and Beyond!


Thanks once again to my joke provider, Matthias.

Do you get it yet? I like Star Wars.

I'm not a lover of dogs, but I totally love this dog... or maybe his owner.

Regrets

So if you know me, you know that I'm a huge Star Wars fan (Original Trilogy only, I must specify). So when I saw this, I could not resist.

This is my second "poster joke" in a row! I need to find something else for next time...

You Know It's True

The Slow-Mo is AWESOME!

Thanks to Britt for sharing this one.

Heeelllloooooooo!!!!!

First of all, I would like to say that I love this song. But the music video-- Let's just say it's special.
So I don't know if you'd find this funny, but there's something here that just makes me giggle. I'm not exactly sure what it is. It's just awkward maybe. I dunno. What do you think?

Har, har, har

Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: "Dear, Breakfast is ready. I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there's breakfast. "Joe," he says to his son, "what happened last night?"
"You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair."
"So why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?"
"Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, 'Leave me alone. I'm married!'"

Most 1 year olds are working on their "Please" and "Thank Yous," but not this kiddo

Status from a friend's Facebook...

Me: What's a fancy word for shiny?
E (22 months): Iridescent!

Note: My Child can say "fog!"

'Tis the Season to be Jolly

See www.danggoodjokes.com for more humor.

So Cold

Last week, Bucky and Sue had a big fight. Bucky couldn't see how Sue wouldn't see his point of view and decided to give her the cold shoulder until she did. Of course, Sue also couldn't see why Bucky refused to see her point of view and so she decided to do the same until her husband gave in.

This went on for several days. However, Bucky had a big business trip coming up and it was important that he not oversleep and miss his flight. The night before his flight he left a note for Sue: "Please wake me up at 5 am." Then he went early to bed.

The next morning Bucky woke up and to his horror his clock said "9:30." He had missed his flight. He raced downstairs and found the note he had left for Sue. Under his message was Sue's handwriting: "It's 5 am. Wake up."

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree! How lovely are thy... antennas?

courtesy: Reader's Digest

It reminded me of this:

It may look like a saguaro, but don't be fooled! I saw one of these for the first time last month. You may not be able to tell from the photo, but this thing is a giant! It towers like Goliath over all the real saguaros. Just another hideous cell tower. I actually think the Christmas Tree thing might be a good idea. It might possibly be able to pull off that disguise!

Note: I spelled antennas correctly. See below.

an·ten·na
(n-tn)
n. pl. an·ten·nae (-tn)
1.
a. Zoology One of the paired, flexible, segmented sensory appendages on the head of an insect, myriapod, or crustacean functioning primarily as an organ of touch.
b. Something likened to this sensory appendage, as in function or form: sensitive public relations antennae.
2. pl. an·ten·nas A metallic apparatus for sending or receiving electromagnetic waves.