i understand how scissors can beat paper and i get how a rock can beat scissors but theres no friggin way paper can beat rock is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile why the heck cant paper do this to scissors heck with scissors why cant paper do this to people why arent there sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class i'll tell you why because paper cant beat anybody a rock would tear that trash up in 2 seconds when i play rock paper scissors i always choose rock then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh im sorry i thought paper would protect you jerkface
i understand how scissors can beat paper and i get how a rock can beat scissors but theres no friggin way paper can beat rock is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile why the heck cant paper do this to scissors heck with scissors why cant paper do this to people why arent there sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class i'll tell you why because paper cant beat anybody a rock would tear that trash up in 2 seconds when i play rock paper scissors i always choose rock then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh im sorry i thought paper would protect you jerkface
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