Where were you when you heard your first CHUCK NORRIS FACT?

What's a joke blog without Chuck Norris!? Here are a few of my favorites...

• Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting, "Bang!"
• Chuck Norris won a staring contest against Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles at the same time.
• If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity ... twice.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
• Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
• Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

For more facts about Chuck Norris go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?