Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas Joke


All amazingness of this joke goes to the best corny-joke-teller, Matthias. Thanks, Matthias, for sharing.

Darth Vader says to Luke: "Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas"

Luke: "How do you know?"

Vader, "I felt your presents."

3 comments:

  1. Merry Christmas and happy new year!

    A family in our ward hosted a really fun new years party that we attended Thursday night, but Megan and I barely made it to midnight, we were so dead tired. As we were driving home from the party, I was getting pretty nervous about the road conditions.

    When we drove through a yellowish-red light, I thought I'd mention something to Megan to make sure she was okay driving, but I figured she would be okay. When it happened a second time, I really started to get concerned but I still didn't say anything. When we blatantly went through a third red light, I asked her, "Darling, are you doing okay?! That's the third redlight we've gone through!"

    She responded, "What do you mean am I all right? You're the one who's driving!"

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  2. umm... this comment is mostly to make sure you read the comment I wrote on the last post. Also, I think you're hilarious, and I'm super glad you started this blog.

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  3. Thanks Matthias. Dave and I are wondering if this story is for real. We never know with you two.

    And Lecia, you're awesome.

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