Blondes have more fun....right?

Q: What is the definition of "eternity?"
A: 4 Blondes. 4 Cars. And a 4-way stop.



A Blonde gets a new Corvette and is taking a ride down the freeway. Oblivious to anything around her, she cuts off a Trucker. Unfortunately, this Trucker had one too many Blondes cutting him off that day so he begins yelling and honking his horn at her. They both pull over to the side of the road and the fuming Trucker climbs out of his diesel.

He draws a circle off the side of the road and says to the Blonde, "You stay in this circle and don't you move!" She obeys.

The Trucker gets out a bat and smashes her car's windows. Turning around, he sees the Blonde smile. This made him even madder. "Oh you like that, huh?" So he gets a knife and slashes all four tires. Again when he turns around, the Blonde is giggling.

"I'll wipe that smile off your face!" He yells at her. He then takes gasoline and pours it all over her car. With a light of a match, the car is suddenly engulfed in flames. When the Trucker looks over at the Blonde, she is cracking up hysterically. The Trucker had had it.

"What is wrong with you!?!" he yelled, "I just completely ruined your Corvette and you are laughing!?"

The blonde replied between giggles, "Every time you turned around, I stepped out of the circle!"