Most 1 year olds are working on their "Please" and "Thank Yous," but not this kiddo

Status from a friend's Facebook...

Me: What's a fancy word for shiny?
E (22 months): Iridescent!

Note: My Child can say "fog!"

'Tis the Season to be Jolly

See www.danggoodjokes.com for more humor.

So Cold

Last week, Bucky and Sue had a big fight. Bucky couldn't see how Sue wouldn't see his point of view and decided to give her the cold shoulder until she did. Of course, Sue also couldn't see why Bucky refused to see her point of view and so she decided to do the same until her husband gave in.

This went on for several days. However, Bucky had a big business trip coming up and it was important that he not oversleep and miss his flight. The night before his flight he left a note for Sue: "Please wake me up at 5 am." Then he went early to bed.

The next morning Bucky woke up and to his horror his clock said "9:30." He had missed his flight. He raced downstairs and found the note he had left for Sue. Under his message was Sue's handwriting: "It's 5 am. Wake up."